Friday, September 07, 2007
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Some not very Joke on Marriage to share. :)
If ya really very stress, read some of the not so funny joke, hope it might help. :)
1. Wife: What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an Hour!
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
2. Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure ! What are my choices ?
Wife : Yes and no.
3. Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself --- what other problem can be greater than this one ?
4. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
5. Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
6. A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humor.
Thats all i have. See ya guys soon. :)
Now i shall start studying Social Studies, Prelim for Social Studies on Monday and i HAVEN prepare. haha. Lol
Ah Moo Sighing Off............
10:25 am